Archive for March, 2006

Chris Moore’s Promo

I am so excited that the little book store near home is having Chris Moore come and promo his new book! I just finished his book Lamb. The story encompasses “WDJD:0-30″ – what did Jesus do from age 0 to 30, and summary a whole lotta learning about sex. Joshua, a.k.a Jesus and Biff spend crazy times together with black people, middle eastern people, chinese, indians, monsters, angels and the devil trying to define J’s life-work. In these times, we call people who spend 15+ years finding themselves a hippie, or insane, or slacker.

Chris brought more laughter to me then the last time I was passed the roach-clip. Religion is taken so seriously, I was relieved to read a light chalk to fill the question WDJD question.

Very recommended book, and I can’t wait to read more works by him.

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Open water, Closed water – tribute to my Films Study Teacher in HS

So the story begins about a boy and girl, who look like brother and sister enjoy an adventure far far away or what they call “on vacation”. 5 minutes and after the credits in, the boy goes into the water for a swim and ‘the music’ starts to play. don’t they here ‘the music’?!?!? If ever you start to hear ‘the music’ as you’re going somewhere or doing something, STOP DOING IT AND GO TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE.

OMG foreshadowing… the brother and sister go into town and visit the local attractions; one of them is a fake SHARK hanging upside down. Boy goes and sticks his head into it – you know who’s going to die first now.

Now the obligatory yuppie sex scene; everyone has done it and if not let me summarize: giggle giggle, too much talk about today’s crap, questions about being in the mood, the “not really” and “are you sure” answer, concluding with both parties sleeping back to back. Sound familiar? If not yes already, it will be.

Ok, out on the boat with a couple of Mr. Jessica Simpsons and the token black guy scuba teacher. Token says “… you have nothing to worry about sharks…” – more FORESHADOWING. Geezus that was typical, people went into the theatres knowing that this will be literally a CHEAP JAWS RIPOFF (teehee).

OOP, the time 9:45am shows on the leftside of the screen. I guess the directors felt they need to deep track of the time it takes to finish this forsaken movie of the deep. Now the Starsky of the team (the “DO IT – DIVE” guy forces someone to be his diving buddy. You know who’s the trouble maker that’s going to ruin it for everyone now.

Oh shoot, Token’s couning wrong now – he counted two people twice, which means that HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO COUNT and our brother and sister are screwed because they DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ A CLOCK. Never trust Token to lead and never trust a yuppies to follow.

Uh oh…. ‘the music’ is starting again, but too bad brother and sister are deaf.

10:25am Is it over yet? IS IT? BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THEY’RE STRANDED AND THIS IS A CHEAP RIPOFF OF JAWS. No good can come of it i tell ya. This report might as well be over now. See if it was an original movie, they’d throw in some portugese man-o-wars and f- things up a notch.

xx:xxpm It’s getting dark now and since sharks are nocturnal they will come out with ‘the music’ and come BITE YOU.

Ok, fast fowarding the water stock footage OH SHOOT!!! I KNEW it, i’m totally not joking i have never seen this movie but a couple of jellyfish just seasoned up the shark meat!! Nice work directors! I mean they’re not man-o-wars but I guess jellyfish are cheaper to find and film.

Blah blah blah, FF through the verbiage…

4:40pm Brother is GONE! Shark-like figures surround her! Blah, brother is found and he’s PMS-ing.

Yes, swim towards the buoy because sharks hate them! OMG it’s like a blood bath!!! Brother is bit!

xx:xxam, Token finally finds the yuppies’ ID and calls authorities. A helicopter, a plane and the coast guard are on the look out – but they won’t find them, you know why? BECAUSE THERE IS STILL MUSIC AND 15 MINUTES TO GO! Someone’s gotta die. Wait, why is the sister letting brother go? Did he die already? Was their relationship that bad she killed him on purpose? She just fed him to the sharks! Maybe she should think deeply about Token in her last moments, because their sure are a lot of sharks hanging around her. I wonder if sharks smell GUILT!

OOH! She let go of the floatation device!! Now the story is over.

DOH! DOH! DOH! Their camera is found in the belly of a shark. See? More shark poachers please – I need more shark fish soup.

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Blood Letting in Space?

Wholly scared cows! India’s RAINING BLOOD! We all know that rain water comes from evaporated water on earth, which means that some river on earth is made of blood. I guess God is back – with an Exodus 7:17 venegence!

Ok, seriously I need a subscription to New Scientist. That magazine is like “US Magazine” for science-philes.

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Day 2 and 3

Wow, Berkeley is a great place to be! If only it wasn’t such a pain in the sit-in-traffic for 1 hr ass, the weather was better, and the parking wasn’t so difficult to find! I don’t like the hippies, yet I wear orange crocs… Overall pain in the ass and I’ll have to find a way to get there that won’t make me sit in I-880 for a month.

Made a onions and chicken sausage for dinner. The California healthiness permeates through my pores…

I watched Kinsey for the first time last night. Once I thought sex was just an act, then I fell in love. I guess that means Kinsey was only in love with his wife after being addicted to barbituates. Maybe I should sneak my workaholic husband some.
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Lazy day, full of chatter with family. I told mom that she could take furniture in the apartment when she was watering my plants. We really need to get rid of the jerkers in NYC. Does anyone want them for like $100 with all the trimmings!?

Speaking of things I can’t take with me, the moving company won’t move my plants here! They say it’s against CA law. I am too sad. I will need to adopt a plant immediately to help me grieve my loss.

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How do we be friends and I still get to call the shots?

Note on the Berkeley China Initiative. This conference was webcasted. These are the interesting things I’ve noted:

“Hispanified” – by 2050, 1/3 of the US population will be hispanic/latino

“Quebecified” – separate and separatist

“China needs more population growth.” – But look at Africa with the most pop growth can’t get off the ground – so maybe the focus is not necessarily on more women and casting the one-child-per-household rule aside but more education and women, and education for women. Although historically the greater the education, the smaller the nuclear family. Need to have directly proportionate population growth and education of women – which is very difficult to shift from it’s inversely proportionate nature. China should force people to have babies and then educate them! The more educated people, the more people will have higher positions in the work force (and out source the manual labor out to India ;) ).

Maybe the answer to Africa’s exponential population growth (and cases of AIDS related death) is to export manual labor there! Africa will be the India of the future! If more people put money into getting some more manufacturing companies and factories built there, Africa will be the China of the future! Wow, who knew that this was so easy? Just move your manual blue collar labor force to the next poorest, over populated country! It’ll benefit them, but honestly it will benefit your pocket the most Mr(s) Middleperson!

China has a savings surplus – almost 50% go into savings! This is because China is still “old-school” and we as the US will convert them to be in trillions of dollars in debt just like us, because they want to be JUST LIKE US.

In the near future there will be Inflation and Deflation: Health care is inflated, products made from India and china (and Africa) are deflated.

Laissez faire: look how far communism has gone from the 80’s to now! If you can’t beat them, join them.

“Innovation” in china will be the next import/export business. Local innovation is in two flavors “kaizen” – improvement of the existent as an innovation and new stuff innovation. It’s a 70% to 30% in favor of the kaizen; improvement is easier when you already have something for sure!

70% of internet users in china are with them!

∴∴ a good way to own the teen audience and adult is to have a game that is online and offline that is accessible through a phone.

VC’s may or may not travel well. 1-mile rule has it’s + and -. + is knowing the local culture, you know more about he business that you need to run, what looks better to the workers and corporate culture. Then the negative is tht the people could get used to you and then deemed less important when calling meetings- people will know you and push you to do things their way vs dealing with the “boss” at a distance and putting your best foot forward everytime that you have to meet them.

∴be in a good relationship with your managers and they will be local and you can be away, important, and still in control.

For investing look for companies that have low costs and scalable making profit margins greater. Slower the costs grow the faster the profits are made by scaling up.

Chinese CEOs have ADHD not because they want to, but because their idols are multi-tasking successes. VC’s are careful not to encourage this and ask them to focus on the one company they are in charge of instead of saying Yes to every invitation to be apart of the Board of Directors of any other company. “Face Interest” is a fun play of both sexism and chest pounding, since most CEOs are male in China (and in the US – grr).

The word “relationship” or “gwan shi” is spoken more on the asian representatives than that of the white representatives. Western and eastern thought are very different. It would be an advantage to the US to understand that to have a gwan shi makes boundaries softer, more negotiable.

WHOLLY COW section:
Employment/labor force is strong and cheap in china. 200$/yr can get you a college grad in china. So who’s going to take care of the engineers in US?

How do you still be able to make money in china, but not let china steal the ideas and make these ideas better? Manufacturing and labor is the big Chinese advantage, so use the manpower yet somehow keep the power. Innovation is heavily invested – out innovate and out pace the local.

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Day 1

The airport is about a stones throw away and I just dropped him off to forage for a good dvd player. I got the player and the video cords to go with. It’s funny that people are so particular about devcie colors when the device most likely lives in a cabinet! So far the Sony dvd player is great – plays Devdas really nicely with the progressive scan on!

Man, Shahrukh Khan is melodramatic!

Tomorrow I’ll be visiting Berkeley and attending a Venture Capital and Private Equity Investing in China talk. Should be nice to hear what they have to say about working with forceful democracy and self-righteous communism. Government and religion is separated in this country but they have a boat-load of similarities! They’re both ignorant of others ideas and forceful in trying to change others; in other words thugs. Might makes right! I don’t think this is always the case, otherwise, we’d all be Jews! Jesus! Jesus was a Jew, but you don’t see all the other Christians who believe in Jesus converting to Judism. I mean if I really liked someone and what they believed it, wouldn’t I do what they do? and in that time is to practice prayer and do as the leader does?

OK, now what to do tonight? Early to rise in the morning, but no real plans tonight…

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I hate HMOs

Last Sunday I found out that my aunt had endometrial cancer. This was particularly alarming after 20 hours of no sleep. My mom volunteered that I make all the calls and preparations needed to get my aunt to one of the doctors at my grandmother’s hospital. Sometimes I am very agro at mom, but that is a separate story, no subscription.

It came down to either going to a doctor that was in-network in a mediocre hospital or a doctor that was out-of-network at Memorial Sloan Kettering. Anyone who knows about cancer, knows about MSKCC – it is (closest to) the best cancer hospital in the world. God forbid, I would die happy knowing that anyone I knew with cancer was treated in that hospital. I called the insurance company that my aunt had and they said there is no out-of-network plan for her and that she would have to pay 100% out of pocket. She and my uncle were not too happy about that.

They declined the MSKCC doctor’s appointment I got for them (within 3 days), and went with the doctor they knew were in-network. Of course there were other factors: 1. MSKCC is primarily english speaking and they would need a translator (which MSKCC happily arranges) for all visits without me 2. It is about a 30 min drive versus the 15 min drive to the other doctor.

After they decided that they did not want the doctor I researched, I was a bit upset thinking that they are saving money to get lower quality of care. As a little time passed I felt more sympathetic, and mantra-ed “if the patient is happy, then I am happy”, because the happier she was the better/faster she would psychologically excel in recovery.

I just wonder if that MSKCC doctor was in-network if that would have effected her decision at all.

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Fool for balls

After reading this article on NewScientist that old cliche “keep your eyes on the ball” isn’t so helpful after all.

It also mentions something called Magnus force, a force that allows and perpetuates spinning of a moving ball through air. In space (no air) gravity is still causing the rotations and paths taken by a larger ball, such as planets and stars. How come it’s not called the same thing? I wish I had more physicist friends right about now…

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